"I’m Watching This Webinar & I See This Distinguished Gentleman Behind The Speaker. I Say,..."

“I’m Watching This Webinar & I See This Distinguished Gentleman Behind The Speaker. I Say, “DAYUMN! He’s Deliciously Good Looking!” Then I See Him Scratch His Nose & I See He’s Got A Wedding Ring On. I Say, “Well A Good Looking Man Like You Should Be Married! I’ll Stop Coveting You, Because I Respect You & Whoever You’re Married To. Whoever You’re Married To Is A Very Lucky Person!” This Guy Is Tall, Dark, Distinguished And Lovely! And Well, That Brief Moment Was Fun While It Lasted, But The Man’s Married! As He Should Be Looking Like That! o;P Haha! Oh Well! On To The Next Man My Eyes Will Take Pleasure Looking At And Enjoy! o;P Haha! Hey, I’m Single! So My Eyes Are Allowed To Enjoy Looking At Men! But Once I Know Someone’s Happy With Someone My Eyes Look Elsewhere! o;P Haha! So Next! o;P Haha!”

- April-Liesel
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